Sunday, August 29, 2010

!!!EnHanCE yUor Cat's BRAIN 100% GENUINE!!!11

HI "FRED DENTIST"!!

10£ QUIDS ONLY! SPECIAL COMPUTAR CHIP TECHNOLOGY BOOSTS YOUR CATs BRAIN POWER BY 1002% OR MONEY BACK!!!!

this is NOT JOKE or MONEY-MAKING SCAM! Here at ROYAL NATIONAL SCIENCE LABROATY OF ZOGMENISTAN, our SCIANCE MAN ,SULTAN HOGBO uses LIQUID SCIENTISM to POUR EXTRA INTELLIGENCE into your cat's MIND GANGLEONS!!1

GUARANTEED caT will walk on TWO LEGS NOT FOUR, become expert at ART OF DEBATE, and WEAR FINELY TAILORED TWEED SUIT (sold saparate!)) ! Will MAYBE smoke pipe and possible DEVELOP RIGHT-WING POLITICAL VIEWS!

Make CAT do your TAXES!

SNED 10£ QUIDS ONLY TO SULTAN HOGBO OLEG WHIPPLE VON OSTERBERG, PO BOX 419, then WAIT WITH CAT IN GARDEROBE (this is important, MUST BE YOUR OWN GARDEROBE) and watch amazed as we utiliZE CUTTING EDGE HOMOGENOUS ODOUR FREE technolagy to literally FIRE KNOWLEDGE INTO CAT by return of post. Cat will ALMOSTE CERTAINLY not murder your WIFE AND CHILDREN through to deadth!! Money back if this happens and official sorrys about family :oD

EXTRA NOTE your cat must have a FUNCTIONING EPISPANGTRUM for this to work

OK BYE "FRED DENTIST"!!! HUGS OK? xoxoxoxoxoxo

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can I get the cat to murder my wife anyway, or does that cost extra?

Fred Dentist said...

No thanks.

Mr. Jerky said...

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Me said...

Do they offer one for dogs too?

Mr. Jerky said...

Update your shit!

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